Outlook Explorer Mugs

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This is a duet yourself project."

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Computer spying.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"Gesundheit!"

Echo in the hippo.

"What does it all mean?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

Nano technology.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Caveman at Computer

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."