Outdoor Timekeeper Mugs

"It's running five minutes fast."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"You keep impeccable time."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"It's time to wake up!"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

man juggling career, home and children

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."