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'I'm snagged.'

Ice fisher.

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'

'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'

Skeet Fishing.

'So, what do you think - seven iron from here and breastroke to the flag?'

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.

We're trying for a broader demographic.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Everything For The Skier.

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

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'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'

'Whew! You're a tough girl to stalk.'

Woman on Top

"Okay - here they come. Remember, it's a lot like catching salmon only spit out the poles."

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Motorcyclist.

Skydive

Huntsman falling off his horse

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

'Vodka!'

"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

The Salmon Man

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."