Outdoor Sports Prints

Ice fisher.

'I'm snagged.'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'

'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'

Skeet Fishing.

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'So, what do you think - seven iron from here and breastroke to the flag?'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

We're trying for a broader demographic.

News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Everything For The Skier.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Skydive

'Vodka!'

"Okay - here they come. Remember, it's a lot like catching salmon only spit out the poles."

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

Motorcyclist.

Huntsman falling off his horse

'Whew! You're a tough girl to stalk.'

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

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Woman on Top

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'