Outdoor Savorer Prints

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Ground Game!

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"He loves country music."

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

"Look honey, it's Al Fresco."

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