Outdoor Project Planner Prints

'I have the perfect shovel-ready project to stimulate you.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

God's Subcontractors

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Relaxing in the Sun

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Breakthrough

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Waiting for retirement.

D.I.Y with dad.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

The Best Laid Plans

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Tsunami Evac Route

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"