Outdoor Performer Prints

Bert's Ragtime Band.

Musical Scythe

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

Piano in a pond

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Canape?

"I love your work!"

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Apple harvest."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Orienteering 101

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Man Painting Road.

Real violinist replaces a statue.

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'