Outdoor Painting Enthusiast Prints

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Artist Hazards

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Painting clouds

Bring your own inflatable.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'More bubbles!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bike Rides

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."