Outdoor Painting Enthusiast Pillows

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Artist Hazards

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Painting clouds

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Sport Utility Boot.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'