Outdoor Oasis Artist Pillows

'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Mad about Roses!

"I love your work!"

Bird Bath.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Grow damn you!

Beer Garden Kit

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Sheds

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Flower sniffer

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

The urban gardener.

Man Painting Road.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Cactus Man.

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'