Outdoor Oasis Artist Mugs

'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Mad about Roses!

"I love your work!"

Bird Bath.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Grow damn you!

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Beer Garden Kit

Sheds

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Flower sniffer

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The urban gardener.

Man Painting Road.

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Cactus Man.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Inflated Biography

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'