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The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Not to mention the park view."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"That's your tiny house!"

Diogenes and tourists

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"That's enough exercise for one day."

Theirs and Theirs

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

"All I have is tofu."

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

'I love what you've done with the place.'

Ockham chooses a razor

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Buyer's Remorse

Man driving a single wheel

All the clutter is in my computer.

"And who do you think would be the ideal target for our new 'micro homes'?"

The freight elevator for the man who has everything."

"Good news! Our financial problems are over. We just have to make one small change in our lifestyle. We can't buy anything from now until Memorial Day."

No-frills Monopoly

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

"I sometimes ask myself why I needed a shell in the first place."

'We're getting nowhere fast, Fred -- maybe we should slow down a little.'