Outdoor Merrymaker Gifts

Greatest Show on Earth

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

Wedding Wellies

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Angelicus alcholicus.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Superman charades

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Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Jester

'Shakin' bacon.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.