Outdoor Markets Gifts

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

Hot dogs. Road kill.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Why the heck can't you gather nuts like all the other squirrels?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'My feet are killing me.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."