Outdoor Jokester Mugs

"Must get a longer cable."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

'You never run out of 'missed again' routines, do you?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"It was a lawnmower. And don't call me, 'Shorty'!"

"Hate to tell you Bob, but that isn't the ice shanty."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"...err...while I'm here, I'd better take two trees."

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

Watch for falling rock climbers

'Follow me! I know this lake like the back of my hand!'

No U Turn.

I fart more than that!

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'

"So it's true...bears do shit in the woods."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Devil watering tails.

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Watering the garden gnome

"Have you farted. . . ?"