Outdoor Joke Seeker Mugs

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

I fart more than that!

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Must get a longer cable."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

"Apple harvest."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''