Outdoor Explorer Prints

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

"I hate having my calls monitored."

'We're looking for someone who's comfortable taking risks.'

'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

'Still no sign of life.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Boulder rolling down a hill.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'I dunno, I just seem to fly around in circles all day!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

'You want to put down the field guide a moment and lend me a hand?'

Tree to a woodpecker: 'Now lower - and to the left.'

Natural Regeneration area / Artificially Sweetened area.

'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"We're looking for our local post office."

Internet vs outside world.

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

Fish hunting for men.

'That's not what I said.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

Hikers startled at caution sign

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'