Outdoor Explorer Mugs

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

'We're looking for someone who's comfortable taking risks.'

'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'

"We're running some tests to find out if the grass truly is greener over here, or it just looks that way."

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'Still no sign of life.'

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Boulder rolling down a hill.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I dunno, I just seem to fly around in circles all day!'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'

Internet vs outside world.

'You want to put down the field guide a moment and lend me a hand?'

Tree to a woodpecker: 'Now lower - and to the left.'

Natural Regeneration area / Artificially Sweetened area.

A man crawling through desert sees sign: 'No Fishing'.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

'That's not what I said.'