Outdoor Entertainers Pillows

Cocktailgating. . . .

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Beach Barbecue

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Canape?

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Beer Garden Kit

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'How are they biting?'

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

River Source

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'