Outdoor Design Innovator Mugs

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Topiary Portraits

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Rude Devil Snow Angel

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

Orienteering

Catching a Cloud

Greener grass.

'I thought it might help our budget if I rented them our backyard.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

Inventing a better wheelbarrow.

"It's spring! I'm making a garden."