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'Caught only one then?'

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Roads with a view.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Snowman Driver

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'How are they biting?'

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

Food sign on the mountain.

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

River Source

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"Fire down."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

Pigeon Master

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

'The flag tore loose, Steve -- run back down to the village and get a needle and thread.'

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'Ben's idea of small game is that miniature collie next door.'

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Now you know why they call it cowHIDE.'

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.