Outdoor Activity Coordinator T-Shirts

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Tommy!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Cat in a tank...

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"