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"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Beer Stall

Applause

"Eat my dust!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Saxophone Player.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Congratulations!

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Ballad of a Replacement Player