Outback Wanderer Mugs

Space shuttle crashed in the dessert.

Danger sign on a highway simply says 'Don't.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Monkey-artist

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I brought cocoa."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."