I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.
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Vegetarian Birds
Beaver tower
"Tinnitus?"
'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'
"Some day, we should bait our hooks."
"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."
AI Summit
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.
Bizarre sights.
Kangaroo with a smoking baby.
The Manipulation of Justice
'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'
'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'
"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"
'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'
'I'm new up here...where are the men?'
Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.
Russian bombers in California
Pyramid Garden
'Have you noticed it, too?'
"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!
'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'
'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'
"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"
'Look at the bum on that Wayne, is she that girl that worked at the Burger Shack?'
'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'
'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'
"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"
Church Parking
Lefty Grange, Color commentator.
End of the Pier Show
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