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Vegetarian Birds

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Duck Hunt

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The prying mantis,

What does aloof mean?

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Beaver tower

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Exciting potato bugs.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Beware of the frog"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Farmer and FIsherman