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'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Fishing Boat Derby

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

A skier and a paraglider

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'