Out Of Body Experiences Prints

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"An everything Martini, please."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Storage Unit of Love

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

A tailor measuring a large man

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Ohne Worte

'Do you think these jeans make me look fat? Be honest!'

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

ASMR Dominatrix

Lockdowns

"You don't look like your picture."

"He has a new travel mug and no place to go."

Singles Night - Cafe Shag

"Think of a number, any number."

"How about we merge our own personal bubbles into one great big balloon!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

'I don't know what looks worse, the excess weight or the saggy look when I lose it.'

Eye Exam Room/ASMR Viewing Room

Welcome, Society of Backwards Walkers.