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Egyptian chiropractor.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

That might not work, EU...

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"I Win!!!"

EU and the Departure of Angela Merkel

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

EU money addiction

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"It's going to be a tough four years."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

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Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

8 years of GOP economics.