Orwellian Scholars T-Shirts

Trump could win 'WAR IS PEACE' prize.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Big Charmer Is Watching

Big Bird Brother

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Promises Kept

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

Double Speak

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Surveillance.

Big Brother 1948-1984

The War Against Imagination

1984 ; pop-up edition...

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

"I think it needs a re-draft."

George Orwell.

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Wellbeing Score

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

'We may be pigs, Henry, but at least we're not Capitalist pigs.'

Big bowling ball is watching you.

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'