Orwellian Fiction Fan Mugs

The Uk as an Airstrip

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Rabbits picknick

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Meet The Ghostwriter

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Keri Hulme

Other Fiction

Big Charmer Is Watching

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Louisa May Alcott

Big Bird Brother

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Book Shop.