Orthopedics Chief T-Shirts

Frank & Ernest Signs Painted. Ernie, did you make the name plate for that radio station manager? Here it is --- "Ed Wilson, Air Head." And for the banker in charge of personal identification number? Yes --- "Sue Gray, Pin Head." And the World Boxing League President? "Joe Silver, Knuckle Head." These are terrible, Erine! You're a real bonehead! No, No ... that's the Chief of Orthopedics -- "Dr. Milburn, Bone Head."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I stand corrected."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Very funny!'

Agreeable Noises

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

Big slipper.

"Whiplash..."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"I can't find the instructions."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

Orthopaedist

'I know just how you feel.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.