Orphan Advocate Mugs

The evidence destroyed

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Foster failure"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The Golfing Accident

dog vs UFO...

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Soft Spot.

Zoo: No Hunting.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'