Ornithologist Humor Prints

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Snowmobull

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Geese's Thoughts.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"