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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

'Hold me!'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

Father Time Management

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

G.P.S. For the Home

A catch-all is born.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!