Organized Pup Pillows

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"What's all this?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Four Star Meal

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"I think I'm a big dog."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Enough with the drama."

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'I dunno... I've lost my confidence, Doc. Some days I feel like I'm only a borderline Collie...'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Remote control bone.

Dog Selfie

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"You spoil that dog!"

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

How to be your own best friend...

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

'Well you should've spoken to Chi-Chi more clearly when you said, 'sit''

'The doctor will be with you shortly. . . Sit! Stay!'