Organized Pup Pillows

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"What's all this?"

"Fashion Week"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Four Star Meal

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"I think I'm a big dog."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Enough with the drama."

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'I dunno... I've lost my confidence, Doc. Some days I feel like I'm only a borderline Collie...'

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

Dog Selfie

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"You spoil that dog!"

Remote control bone.

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

How to be your own best friend...

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'Well you should've spoken to Chi-Chi more clearly when you said, 'sit''

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."