Organized Chaos Survivor Gifts

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"There's more inside."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

A catch-all is born.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Accountancy

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"I can't see my screen!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

'I can't find my key.'

Is clutter necessary?

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

The Creative Process

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

"Hold on, I'll take down a message for her."