Organizational Tools Gifts

Woman in office of Ace Escalator Co. has boxes marked 'Up and 'Down'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"I don't know why they're there, they're always empty!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Let's get organized

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

How leaders fail

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Gay Times...

Organization is not rocket science!

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Good Luck!

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'