Organizational Managers Mugs

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Staff support"

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

The MBA Draft

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"He likes it."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Here and There Trays