Organizational Managers Mugs

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Staff support"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"He likes it."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

The MBA Draft

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Here and There Trays

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'