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"Remember...At the last stroke of 25 minutes, the carriage turns back into a pomodoro."

Keeping your desk as clear as possible, allows the mind to stay relaxed and focused.

"He must be a smart phone executive."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Let's get organized

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

"Uh-Oh..."

When Engineers Crack.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'