Organizational Evader Prints

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"He's not good with change!"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

Butterfly businessman

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"I got an extension.'

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

'I used to work there, but I got tired of the same old run-around.'

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.