Organizational Die-hard Mugs

Morris was finding it more difficult to adjust to the idea of a 'paperless' office than many.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Uh-Oh..."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

New Memer/Incumbent

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'How are you doing on your side?'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

World Cup Fan.

Business 101

'Where are the kids?'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"I take it your team lost again!"

A spider meal prepping

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"I know the baby is in here somewhere."

Quality Time

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

'My management philosophy is simple. Get the paperwork properly filled out and submitted on time.'

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'