Dylan Die-hard Mugs

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'How are you doing on your side?'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

World Cup Fan.

Dylan Thomas

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

"I'd like seconds!"

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Morris was finding it more difficult to adjust to the idea of a 'paperless' office than many.

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Glastonbury - Twinned with Atlantis.

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

OK, buy! No, wait... sell! No, change that... sell! No... buy! No... sell! Buy!

"They're not playing video games. They're helping to overthrow evil dictatorships."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Bob Dylan

1 (degree). Would you stop reminding us how cold it is?

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

"My husband is a football fan."

Stoop Fan

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'Put down your guns or the donut get its!'