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'He's free range.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Uh-Oh..."

"That one shows our office cliques."

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

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"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

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"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

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'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

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'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'You are here.'

You are here.

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

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'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

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'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'