Organization Critic Mugs

"You call this all in a row?!"

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Boss: Suggestion Box Bin

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Waste Management.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

'Who vetted that leader?'

"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom..."

Who's In Charge Here?

'Our company hasn't changed much over the years. Most ideas still come from the top.'

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

Covid-19 Leadership

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

The Buck Stops Here.

'Finally, here's your chance to do something extraordinarily good for our company - quit and start working for the competitor!'

Employer of the month...and every month.