Organising Gifts

In and out dustbins.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Let's get organized

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Morning, all!"

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'