Organic Vendor Prints

"Are you sure no pesticides were used?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We're odd looking but just as good."

All Natural Nothing

At the market

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Is it organic?'

Heart Disease Menu

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'