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'You don't use chemicals, do you?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Is it organic?'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'