Organic Farmer Vibes T-Shirts

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Stuffing the turkey.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."