Organ Transplant Surgery Mugs

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Organ Donor Card

Pig heart donation saves human life

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'If this works, don't forget to thank her for the kidney.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

The shakedown escalates.

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."