Organ Transplant Surgery Mugs

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

New life (organ donation)

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

'If this works, don't forget to thank her for the kidney.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Organ Donor Card

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'